these mafuckas is related?

news said yesterday that barack obama and dick cheney are 8th cousins.
just when obama rose outta the muslim last name comparisons and his partial muslim education , nother hit to the head with this bullshit. hes connected to this penguin? lemme find out im related to al sharpton and its over.

slow day

today a slow day. waitin on a package from my man alfred.
it was type sunny out before. i make a trip to VIM.
need some fall gear foreal. these penguins gonna have a sale soon
so bet , i come back for that. now its me on the street and jus chillin
lookin for something to get into. then alfred hit me up talkin about ,
yo imma be late but will get there before it get dark. so alright
now im in the mercy of this nigga schedule and gots to get back
to HQ.
burn up a newport and fall back , then roshonda call me and tell
me that she gona need 2 gpacks for her people. she think she
can jus call outa the blue like that and secure a package like that
you must be outayodamind. tell her get at me over the weekend
til then i see what i can do.

but now , just sit back and chill . today a slow day.

a bum on a train , a nigga with no plan

ay. sometimes i ride the train.
i ride the train cuz it gets me around the boros quickly.
no matter the time of day or season of the year, theres
always homeless niggas.
aint no way to describe this.
no stereotype. no style.
sometimes a homeless mahfucka can ruin your day,
check this.
riding the train the other night to get to black betty
and he was on some - give me some change please and i didnt have any
so he think he hnic of the subway car and tryin to force me to give em some change.
look, penguin. i aint got no change. step the fuck off. i aint want to get raw, but dude givin me some pressure in the situation. now he want to hover over me. so i get up quick and cross hook the mahfucka in his neck. dude hits the metal straphanger pole and tap out. now i gotta switch cars with the quickness so i move up a car and lay low until the train get in the tunnel. next thing you know theres t.a. cops pushin up on me.
long story short, i explain to the cops what happened and they gave me a summons for disorderly behavior.
now i got to show up at manhattan courthouse on nov 8th on some bullshit.